When it comes to the friendship of Alex & Amber, this much is true:

--we're both self-involved, self-righteous, and competitive (alex MIGHT be correct in saying that he'll admit it much faster than I will...but hey, I JUST did, so cut me some slack)
--I'm a classy bitch and Alex is trashy when it comes to STOOPING LOW (he says that I have to get a "one up" on him? I'm sorry but I don't remember saying anything about how my blog post was a "REAL...introduction" like he so eloquently did...
--thus far, we have one thing in common besides our outlandish craziness, and that = BOYS !?
--actually, two things...I'm also in love with champagne, but I actually prefer an even cheaper bottle of Andre Brut. However, if you want to impress ME, don't waste your time and money on the $45 or so bottle of Veuve Clicquot...just get me a damn bottle of Kettle One.

Just so we don't scare you off, this back and forth banter isn't the point of this blog (although I can guarantee it is extremely fun for the both of us). However, keep this in mind as you follow this blog: Alex is trying to sabotage me!

I'm gonna take a page from the Bon Qui Qui playbook and warn him, "girl, I will CUT you!"  I admit that we both put up a damn good fight. I mean, c'mon...we've been going at it for almost 5 years now. That's a lot of bickering! Our best friends can attest to that, and this blog just might be the living proof.

Now that we've got that mess settled, let's move on to bigger and better things...like MY life.
And speaking of best friends, tomorrow I'm going to Boston to visit Hetty, my BF from home. It's been rumored that Hetty will be making a special guest appearance on this blog as the infamous Karen Walker of Will & Grace! You'll understand why later.

Hetty plays a very important role in the friendship of Alex & Amber...for one, she keeps us semi-levelheaded, and two, she usually takes my side (even though she might not admit it). Regardless, we both miss her dearly. Which brings me back to my trip...Hetty, Boston, FOOD (we're fatties!), New York....this should be a spring break to remember!

Pictures and updates to come on my fabulous adventures in Boston and NY...I almost feel as if I could be on an episode of MTV's 'The City.' I do hope I run into Jay and his "downtown" crowd, as Olivia so curtly put it. Ugh, I hate that bitch.