Well look at this.. no surprise here.. like anything that involves both Amber and I, one always has to get a one-up on the other. Homegirl will never admit that but its totally true...homegirl is out of control!

Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alex White and this is your REAL...and ughh 2nd.. introduction to Sexless Lovers. While you could consider Amber and I to be Will and Grace-esque, I think you’d have to throw in 3 large Americanos [each] in the mix to really get the full picture.. we are CRAZY BITCHES!
If there’s one thing that you’ll pick up on quickly, its the fact that Amber and I are completely rediculous in all facets of the word. She can fill you in on herself later...I’ll talk to you about what I love best.. MYSELF!!!!!!




France is byfar my favorite country in the WORLD. The French are so cultured, so glamourous..and they just seem to do everything better and with a touch of class. French fashion, wine, cheese..even the language.. ugh I can’t get enough!!!! I’m spending my fall there to have my love affair finally realized

Boys boys boys...If there is one thing Amber can tell you about me its that i am completely BOY CRAZY. While my standards are a little too high to make out with any random Joe, a boy sure can stare.. though homegirl is just as bad so do NOT let her fool you.

No matter what the gathering may be, if champagne is present, I will be there. Champagne is my party drink of choice- I sip it, I taFrake shots of it, I’ll play drinking games with it. Need to get me a birthday gift quick- get me a bottle of Cook’s. 3 bucks at your local grocer and I will be absolutely thrilled. Trying to impress me? Buy me a bottle of Veuve and I’m pretty much a sure thing.

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Oh what I wouldn’t do for a good dance party!! Now let me clarify.. I am not a stereotypical gay circuit party boy.. but I love my dance music and I love to dance for hours..


If I was not an aspiring lawyer, I would definitely want to be a baker or chef...cooking is totally my favorite pastime. I read food blogs daily finding new recipes.. though I probably actually cook 1/8 of them. Anything with peanut butter or lots of sugar is at the top of my cooking list... LOVE sweets big time.


While I am lucky enough not to have any real substance abuse problems.. you could make a case for coffee fitting that bill. I am literally addicted to coffee and caffeine. I start my day everyday with some sort of coffee drink- either an Iced Coffee, Americano, or Cappuccino.. nothing else..I admit to being a creature of extreme habit.


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Above all else, I am proud to be such a naturally happy person. I’m the undying optimist, the guy always with a smile on my face. I guess I just have an extreme chemical imbalance of serotonin but I don’t mind it one bit.. maybe its all that caffeine..hmm..